Humourous VISTA acronims please (example below)?

V - Viruses

I - Intrusions

S - Spyware

T - Trojans

A - Adware

Happy Mac user!

Humourous VISTA acronims please (example below)?anti virus scan

Vista installs on a Mac quite nicely.

Humourous VISTA acronims please (example below)?ariel

Its supposed to be ''Unhackable'' due to the Approve/Deny system. I just seen a new funny Mac commercial about that. I laughed my a** off.
V- vista

I- is

s-suck

t-the

a-***
Very

Intrusive

Software

Troublesome

Annoying

someone that owns multiple copies!